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Joke Of Day: Time to put a Cork in it
A Cork radio station was running a competition - words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that woudl make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96FM funny here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s dave.”
Dj: “Dave, whats your word?”
Caller: “Goan”¦ spelt G_O_A_N, pronounced “˜go-an’.”
DJ: “”¦ you are correct, Dave, “˜goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan F*uck yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all un-successful until:
Dj: “96FM funny, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s jeff.”
DJ: “jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee”¦ spelt S_M_E_E, pronounced ’smee’.”
DJ: “”¦ you are correct, jeff, ’smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip of Bali: What a sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “smee again! Goan F*uck yourself!”
